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Eric Clopper
Harvard University
April 24, 2018

Inflatable Penises Take Harvard Yard! Part 1 of 2

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Okay, okay. Don't get the dildo, I'll do it without it.

[opera begins... record scratch]

All right you guys, we got to get away from the park ASAP.

As we begin the sermon leading up to the premiere of my play, Sex & Circumcision: An American Love Story. As you can tell, I am supported by a group of fellow penises standing erect marching into Harvard Yard. We will not be ignored any longer. Come to my show. Oh, you look phenomenal my fellow penises. Oh, wow.


We should get this royal hall in the backdrop. Oh, man. Welcome. Hey! My friends. Fellow penises and ladies and gentlemen. We stand here today at the Science Center Plaza at Harvard University where we're promoting the premiere of my upcoming, no holds barred one-man show in academic treatise embedded in the strangest love story you will ever hear. Sex & Circumcision: An American Love Story.

Now some of you, some of you may have seen me don my various penis costumes online. But, and you might say, "Where's your penis costume today, Clopper?" I will save that for next week, but I will meet you halfway. Next week is the premiere. So, this is the strangest love story you will ever hear. We are going to the depths of my insanity as we break everything we've known to be true, as we tear down old paradigms and build new ones.


Long, hard road. But we do it for Eric.


Nothing can stop them. They're at the point of no return.


This is a great shot.

Come to my play Tuesday, May 1st. (singing).

Let's go.






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